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Josh Marshall | November 27, 2009, 8:13PM
A pretty staggering number out of the new Daily Kos weekly tracking poll. They asked voters, basically, how are sure are you you're going to vote next year.

The first number is certain or likely to vote; the second is unlikely or certain not to vote.

Republican Voters: 81/14
Independent Voters: 65/23
Democratic Voters: 56/40

Everyone knows there's an enthusiasm gap. You don't even need a poll to tell you. You can feel it. On the one hand you've got very gunned up conservatives, who make up an even greater proportion of the diminished GOP. On the other you've got a mix of demoralized progressives and other Dems who feel like they got the job done in November 2008 and have checked out on politics ... at least for now.

All together, it points to very, very rough seas in 2010.

Kirk Cameron is a giant fucking idiot

This news isn't that new but it's still annoying as fuck

Fox News producer firing up the tea party crowd for the cameras

I understand they had to be there to cover the event but its not a freaking talk show where you want people clapping when Oprah comes back from commercial. Report the news. Don't make it. Its not like you're on the Today show goddamnit!

What a bunch of racists dimwits this country is made of

You people are so fucking sad. I bet you spent more time making your insanely racist signs than you did listening to both sides of the arguments you don't wholly understand. Unbelievable... Seriously...

Craziness is getting out of hand. What the Hell.

These people have lost their damn minds. Why so angry?

Misinformation Stew...

Where were these people when we were going to war with Iraq? Oh yeah, not doing shit because there was a white guy in office.

Yammering Stammering Orly Taitz should go away

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

This is so stupid its literally jaw droppingly stupid.

FROM THINK PROGRESS

This afternoon, Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) took to the Senate floor and basically made a pitch for the oil and gas industry. He said that to ensure “energy security,” the United States should increasingly “extract our own resources.” According to Inhofe, this solution would not only achieve energy independence, but it would also be pollution-free....

....Inhofe is an anti-science senator who thinks that global warming is “the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people.” Not only does oil and gas drilling release greenhouse gas emissions that contribute to climate change, but they also release other dangerous pollutants that endanger American health. As the Natural Resources Defense Council wrote in a 2008 report:

Oil and gas drilling operations can release a number of hazardous pollutants, including hydrogen sulfide, benzene, toluene, formaldehyde, and diesel exhaust. Exposure is known to lead to short-term illnesses, cancer, or even death. For example, benzene and formaldehyde are both known to cause cancer, and diesel exhaust contains a number of compounds known to cause cancer. Emissions can come from oil and gas itself, chemical additives used in drilling, or fuel combustion.

Additionally, a 2003 University of California at Irvine study found that “oil and natural gas wells and refineries create regional air pollution levels in excess of some of the nation’s smoggiest urban areas.” In states like Wyoming and New Mexico, “oil and gas drilling operations are the second largest source of statewide carbon dioxide and methane emissions,” two key greenhouse gases.

Of course there are also oil spills; big oil spills put approximately 37 million gallons of oil into the world’s oceans each year. Several hundred million more gallons wind up in the waterways through other means, such as air pollution.

More drilling is Inhofe’s solution to all the nation’s economic problems. He even thought it would help low-income families pay their heating bills. Of course, actual solutions to achieving energy independence and creating jobs are ones that Inhofe is unwilling to even consider because they won’t benefit his friends in the gas and oil industry.

I mean it's good that your city counsel can't tell you to shut up, but....

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This lady is an idiot. Its like listening to a 6 year old republican explain things.

Kids are Dumb. Very Very Dumb

Maybe these Fox News jerkoff forgot that there were CANDY CIGARETTES and BUBBLEGUM CIGARS for years and years. And they have powdered candy smoke you could blow out, too. Better news please...

Even More Glen Beck is a Fucking Moron!

Tosses Godwin's Law around like it actually makes sense.

After stating, "I am not saying that Barack Obama is a fascist," Beck compares auto bailout to actions of German companies "in the early days of Adolf Hitler"

Beck says he's not "comparing" banks who took bailouts to "people of Germany," while comparing TARP to "exactly what happened to the lead-up with Hitler"

Beck compared Gore's global warming "lie[s]" to "Goebbels or Hitler"

Beck on disputed claim of White House "threaten[ing]" hedge fund: "It's Brown Shirt stuff"

Beck cites Hitler example to state that "empathy leads you to very bad decisions"

Beck compares car dealership closures to Nazis; warns "Gang, at some point, they're going to come for you"

Beck attacks Wal-Mart for joining CAP, SEIU on health care, compares to "what happened in ... Germany ... under Hitler"



Pushes "Grassroots" Efforts, That He, the Host of a Major Show On a Major News Network, Hosts and Supports

Beck announces he is speaking at Tax Tea Party fundraiser prior to appearance at Tax Tea Party Protest



Even Other Fox News Pundits Think He's Crazy

On O'Reilly, Miller mocks Beck and his "nine prophecies of the twelve sarcophaguses"

Beck Makes O'Reilly Look Sane when talking about Fascism



Becomes Unhinged and Descends Into a Screaming Fit

Beck "lose[s]" his "mind;" screams at caller: "Get off my phone you little pinhead!"



Glenn Beck forgets people record what he says

Beck on Clinton: "[S]he's the stereotypical bitch"

Beck smeared ABC colleague Rosie, claimed "I never said that Hillary Clinton was a bitch"



Beck wants audience to call GOP members "Wanted" for "being a cap and traitor"

Days after calling "some" cap and trade supporters "treasonous," Beck says such depictions "over the top"



Crazy Theatrics That Don't Fit Anywhere Else

Beck: "I'll kill him with a lightbulb! I'll do it right now!"

Beck: "In this scene, think of our government as Indiana Jones..."

Beck uses toys to explain slippery slope from same-sex marriage to polyamorous marriage

"This show's a circus": Beck breaks out juggling Uncle Sam to illustrate point

Beck's "ComЯade Update": "The American pigs are bowing to our every whim without even knowing it"

More of Glenn Beck is a Fucking Moron

Openly Mocks People Trying to do Something Good

Beck blasts studio lights "to show that I am such a supporter of Earth Hour"

Beck "wants to hear from" people who "cut some trees down tomorrow to celebrate Earth Day"

Beck giddy over caller hunting and cutting down trees on Earth Day: "This is like nirvana here ... This is eroticism"



Points Out Paranoid Theories or Connections With No Factual Basis

Links Obama administration's swine flu public health emergency declaration to already scheduled Sebelius confirmation vote

Beck claims "the global warming movement... is about population control"

Beck declares phrases "lives in the real world," is "compassionate" and "understands social justice" are really "code language for Marxism"

Beck on ACORN "brownshirts" and "their henchmen" at SEIU: "[T]hey break kneecaps... Maybe they do, maybe they don't, I don't know"

Beck claims his former ACORN guests are "in danger" for opposing further ACORN funding

Beck suggests ACORN may kill him for his coverage of them

Beck claims struggling states are in danger of "los[ing] their sovereignty" because federal gov't will "nationalize" them

Beck's Red Scare: Sotomayor appointment more evidence of a Marxist "hostile takeover" of the U.S.A.

Beck anti-ACORN conspiracy video asks: "Is the crisis exactly what ACORN wants us to be in?"

Beck: "I'm not saying that Obama has an enemies list, but I wouldn't put it past him either"

Another Beck conspiracy theory: Maybe Treasury is "selling black market bonds"

Citing "connections" that "no one's even looking for," Beck declares ACORN and AmeriCorps "branches of the same tree"



Points Out People Apparently Want Him To Run For Office?

Beck resists call to run for office, saying "What do you mean we're out of missiles?" would be the "most overused phrase in my administration"

Glenn Beck is Fucking Moron: Part 1

Acts Like Our Savior Against What is Clearly an Authoritarian Government, Calling Americans To Arms
Beck imitates Obama pouring gasoline on "average American"; says: "President Obama, why don't you just set us on fire? ... We didn't vote to lose the Republic"
Beck: "You can't convince me that the founding fathers wouldn't allow you to secede"
Beck: "Whether it's torture," Miss California, or "global warming, we need to protect the right to speak one's mind freely. Is this America or Soviet Russia?"
Beck rants about "power grab," claims "they are going to silence voices like mine"
Despite claiming he isn't "advocating that people should not pay their income tax," Beck asks whether Americans "have the guts" to do so
Beck: "[I]f we don't have some common sense, we're facing the destruction of our country... it's coming"
In Beck's "long line of people who have been destroyed by our government": Sarah Palin, Gerald Walpin, Joe the Plumber
Beck: "We're all going to be living under a bridge soon, fending off bums with a beer bottle"
Beck asks Bachmann "the odds" the gov't will fine those who don't complete census, says he's "considered" not filling it out
Beck warns that U.S. "about to be" like Indian caste system "unless the people stand up"
Beck says his book is not "dangerous" like one by "anonymous group from France" which "calls for violent revolution"

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Fuck you, moron.

Heidi and Spencer, MEGA BRAND IDIOTS know the truth!

Seriously, why would anyone give a shit what these two super morons have to say about anything?

Gun Nuts, FEMA Camps... WTF People??!?!

This video is just amazing. Talk about wing-nuts! I mean seriously.

100 Days of America Being Very Scary

Asshats.

Bad Metaphors are the Plaything of Conservative Jerkoffs

Thankfully the tea bag day is over. Sadly the mega stupidity that is going on with the conservatives is not. I understand the outrage at the bailouts and so on. I don't understand the tax rages and how everything with the bailouts are blamed on Obama only. Bush and his appointed money people were the architects of the original bailouts. But somehow Obama gets all the blame. The only plus side of the whole thing is that it has unleashed yet another hyper-racist onslaught of dumb signs.


This kid has got to be home schooled to have written a sign with such big words and intense political meaning!


I would say that Loves is a strong word for how Obama feels about baby killing. Probably "Baby Killing Curious" is better.

Tea Baggin' Well Mocked at MSNBC

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What if Global Warming theories are wrong?

More than 600 self-professed climate skeptics are meeting in a Times Square hotel this week to challenge what has become a broad scientific and political consensus: that without big changes in energy choices, humans will dangerously heat up the planet.

Isn't it a good idea to cut back on the stuff that scientist say may be causing global warming anyway? Because the stuff we're talking about is not good for anyone in general. Reduction of those kinds of emissions shouldn't be blocked by anyone. It doesn't take long to see who is behind all the anti-global warming stuff. Its always the energy companies who would suffer the must by any conclusion that their products and practices may be big time contributors to the issue.

Home Schooled Kids Are Scary

Why the fuck is it that whenever there is some super genius kid that writes a book or does some other amazing thing they are home schooled. Thats the way it seems these days anyway. Today I watched a video of Jonathan Khrone, the 13 year old conservative firebrand who spoke at the CPAC last week. I mean this kid wrote a fucking book about conservatism that got him invited to speak in front of the entire party. I mean the GOP is really adrift right now but I didn't think it was that bad. This kid even wow'd serious nobody Joe the Plumber. If you watch this kids video clip please ignore the way he says "ideology." It's insanely annoying. Also try not to notice that he apparently hasn't been paying attention to what the GOP has been doing to people's individual rights for the last 8 years. He seems to think that the Right is all about letting people be. Good luck with that, kid.

Anyway I've seen all kinds of shit on TV of little kids who've written books or help the poor or do all this other super adult crap. My question is why aren't their parents teaching everyone's kids? You selfish fucks. No, instead you're teaching your kids how to be insane little over achievers who make everyone look shitty. Unless you teach them to be conservative firebrands. Then you just make them look like little future right-wing radio morons.

Now of course not all home schooled kids are exceptional or even smart for that matter. Just the ones we are shown on TV. So screw you TV for making us feel bad, too.

Kids Fuck Everything Up

I am sick of kids fucking shit up. I don't just mean like kids under 10 but kids all the way through college. They ruin everything fun in this world. Why do they do it? Because they are just trying to have fun in ways they aren't supposed to. They ruin drugs for everyone by doing them on youtube.

They ruin porn with the idea that they might actually see porn is somehow enough to send congress into a lather. Heaven forbid that parents learn how to block adult adult content from their kids computers. Not that kids won't always want to look at porn. Sigh. Kids have always been sneaking a peek at their dads magazines or videos since that kind of material became available. .

They ruin video games by losing their shit over losing at them or losing access to them. I mean seriously. Kills lose their shit over video games in the craziest ways possible. The same goes for ruining movies and TV by acting out what they see and getting themselves killed.

The only thing they don't seem to be able to do is ruin gun ownership. I mean kids can kill each other, kill their dads, kills dad's girlfriend, They kill their fellow college classmates, whomever and somehow guns don't get regulated. Not to say that the kids don't get punished. They get to spend their lives in jail if they don't kill themselves early.

Oh yeah. Back to the whole global warming thing. We're fucked.

Fuck you abstinence education

I fucking love the website Think Progress. It provides a great daily dose of stuff to get very very angry about.

Today's bummer is abstinence education. Why is that a bummer? Because its naive to think that just telling kids not to do it is going to stop them from fucking. You know why? This isn't the middle ages. You can't tell kids not to fuck because it goes against the lords will. You can't tell them not to bone because they might get pregnant and ruin their lives. Kids are going to fuck. They are exposed to sexy shit all the time. Over-sexualized young hot chicks are being blasted in everyones eye constantly. The saddest thing is that teen fucking is probably the best, least inhibited fucking of all fucking. Sure its dumb and you make all kinds of stupid decisions about who to sleep with but the dumbest decision you can make it to start fucking as a teen without the proper knowledge about how to protect yourself from getting diseases or pregnant.

Now no one wants their kid out there fucking like a rabbit all the live long day. Thats the basis of abstinence education as far as I can tell. They are like "If i don't tell my child about the upsides of safe casual sex and instead explain they shouldn't do it because of God or whatever then they will be less likely to go out and bone all the time." Well sorry to break it to you (which means I am not sorry) but that is bullshit. Nothing is worse than an ill informed teen using their broken knowledge base for fucking. I mean I have worked with teenagers. They tell each other the craziest bullshit about sex. I have been told "If you jump up and down after sex you won't get pregnant." That was probably made up by the guy you just fucked who wanted to see your hot teen body jumping around naked. "I heard you can douche with coca-cola after sex to kill the sperm." this is a great way to pour sugar in your vagina. Great idea.

Florida teens who believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy have prompted lawmakers to push for an overhaul of sex education in the state. Another myth is that Florida teens also believe that smoking marijuana will prevent a person from getting pregnant,

Every child should be told that they shouldn't be having sex until they are ready and not to give in to peer pressure but to avoid teaching them how to have safe, reasonable sex at the same time is negligent.

I saw these images at Great to Wait! Florida's abstinence encouragement site.
If parents are believing this I am really sorry for them. You obviously don't know what your kids are up to. While that stat may be true over all it definitely shrinks as you go up through the grades.

This one really made me laugh.



That may be true of girls but I don't know ANY boys who would have waited. Virginity is viewed as a burden by boys starting before high school....

You fucking people...

Sweet Jesus... These People Run the Country

Some how Darwin now says that all men aren't created equal because of Evolution... Way to go Virginia.... FUCK!!!!

Holy Fucking Job Loss

If you have a job right now you better be thankful and if you don't you better learn to love Ramen noodles and water real quick. Shit is fucked world-wide. That is no exaggeration. 

The International Monetary Fund expects that by the end of the year, global economic growth will reach its lowest point since the Depression, according to Charles Collyns, deputy director of the fund’s research department. The fund said that growth had come to “a virtual halt,” with developed economies expected to shrink by 2 percent in 2009.

“This is the worst we’ve had since 1929,” said Laurent Wauquiez, France’s employment minister. “The thing that is new is that it is global, and we are always talking about that. It is in every country, and it makes the whole difference.”

Meanwhile you have so many a-holes trying to refute global climate change all the while the data to back it up is Global Climate Change is getting more and more conclusive.

"We now have data showing that from 2000 to 2007, greenhouse gas emissions increased far more rapidly than we expected, primarily because developing countries, like China and India, saw a huge surge in electric power generation, almost all of it based on coal,"

Pretty fucking depressing...

I've been watching Plant Green Channel. Its pretty fucking boring. They've been running the same promo for the Ed Begly Jr. show. That show is mildly entertaining but the rest of the shows are really just like Flip this House or that any other remodeling show. The only rub is that instead of just being regular rich people who are doing house rebuilds or whatever its MEGA RICH JERKOFFS building eco friendly houses that no regular person could ever afford to do. Most people couldn't really even afford a few of the upgrades. Yet another is the endless stream of shows designed to entertain while simultaneously make you feel shitty about your lot in life.

God damn shit is fucked up. Oh, also Glenn Beck continues to be a know-nothing moron who should be out of a job.

Our Shitty Foreign Policy Continues to Produce Shit Fruit

Well more of the same. People keep forgetting that we are just pouring insane resources into the great sinkhole of the middle east. Maybe people aren't forgetting but they sure as hell aren't constantly reminded about it. We're reminded of the sacrifices of soldiers, progresses made and attacks on the fragile peace by religious zealots. Yes thats all good and true but often overlooked is just how totally fucked and corrupt that part of the world is. Stuff like this is happening all the time and has been since we got there.

Stuff like "One Third of All Weapons Procured for Afghan Forces Are Missing - Presumed Sold" and countless stories of Billions Lost or Missing in Iraq.

There were no banks or wire transfers to pay them, no bean counters to keep track of the money. Just vaults and footlockers stuffed with billions of dollars in cash.

"Fresh, new, crisp, unspent, just-printed $100 bills. It was the Wild West," recalls Frank Willis, who was the No. 2 man at the Coalition Provisional Authority’s Ministry of Transportation.

The money was a mixture of Iraqi oil revenues, war booty and U.S. government funds earmarked for the coalition authority. Whenever cash was needed, someone went down to the vault with a wheelbarrow or gunny sacks.

"Those are $100,000 bricks of $100 bills and that’s $2 million there," Willis explains, looking at a photo of brick-shaped stacks of money wrapped in plastic. "This, in fact, is a payment that we made on the 1st of August to a company called Custer Battles."

Willis says the bricks of money were also sometimes referred to as footballs, "… because we passed them around in little pickup games in our office," he says laughing.

Oh what fun to be a war profiteer. 

Guess what? You just fucked your friends

The bummer here is just more of the classic bullshit war on drugs and stigma that smoking weed has. It's absurd that this is even a story. Who gives a shit if the guy pulled tubes at some party. I don't. I'm not some master weed champ and you won't find me at a NORML rally but weed just shouldn't be illegal and the demonization of it just criminal and wrong.


So the douchebag who took this picture and then sold it to English tabloids didn't just fuck Phelps for whatever he got paid. Nope. He got 8 of his "friends" arrested. 7 for possession of weed and one for distribution. The guy whose bong it was got busted trying to sell it on ebay for $100,000.

From MSNBC

The photo, first posted in the British tabloid "News of the World," showed Phelps smoking the drug pipe in November of last year. According to WIS-TV, the party took place on the University of South Carolina campus at Blossom Street, near the Five Points area.

According to court records, the person associated with that address is a friend of Phelps and a professional poker player. He was charged with marijuana possession on Saturday.

The station is reporting that the eight people were arrested on charges related to marijuana. Phelps has not been charged.

This is such a fucking bummer its retarded. I mean the implications are staggering. Plus with all the new gps tech being implemented into phones the next time you take a picture of yourself smoking weed or doing coke or some other illegal thing the police might be able to get that picture, use the geo-tag info an then go to the house the party was at and arrest people. Fuck you people. Whoever sold this picture to the press should get nut punched to death in front of his parents.

Shit is Fucked Up!

Well, hello there. Maybe you already knew this. Maybe you haven't been paying attention. Maybe you're just a hopeless optimist. Maybe you are just stupid. Basically things are fucked and this is where you come to get your daily dose of depressing.

My first bummer is Glenn Beck. Why this guy has a job or is allowed to be seen by other humans is beyond me. Every word that leaks out of his ass-mouth appears to be dumber that the last. Classic disingenuous right wing dummy who says things that if he really believed should be locked away. Depressing!


What's the matter? Not depressing enough for you? Oh, it'll get worse.