Tuesday, July 28, 2009


This is so stupid its literally jaw droppingly stupid.

This afternoon, Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) took to the Senate floor and basically made a pitch for the oil and gas industry. He said that to ensure “energy security,” the United States should increasingly “extract our own resources.” According to Inhofe, this solution would not only achieve energy independence, but it would also be pollution-free....

....Inhofe is an anti-science senator who thinks that global warming is “the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people.” Not only does oil and gas drilling release greenhouse gas emissions that contribute to climate change, but they also release other dangerous pollutants that endanger American health. As the Natural Resources Defense Council wrote in a 2008 report:

Oil and gas drilling operations can release a number of hazardous pollutants, including hydrogen sulfide, benzene, toluene, formaldehyde, and diesel exhaust. Exposure is known to lead to short-term illnesses, cancer, or even death. For example, benzene and formaldehyde are both known to cause cancer, and diesel exhaust contains a number of compounds known to cause cancer. Emissions can come from oil and gas itself, chemical additives used in drilling, or fuel combustion.

Additionally, a 2003 University of California at Irvine study found that “oil and natural gas wells and refineries create regional air pollution levels in excess of some of the nation’s smoggiest urban areas.” In states like Wyoming and New Mexico, “oil and gas drilling operations are the second largest source of statewide carbon dioxide and methane emissions,” two key greenhouse gases.

Of course there are also oil spills; big oil spills put approximately 37 million gallons of oil into the world’s oceans each year. Several hundred million more gallons wind up in the waterways through other means, such as air pollution.

More drilling is Inhofe’s solution to all the nation’s economic problems. He even thought it would help low-income families pay their heating bills. Of course, actual solutions to achieving energy independence and creating jobs are ones that Inhofe is unwilling to even consider because they won’t benefit his friends in the gas and oil industry.

Monday, July 27, 2009

I mean it's good that your city counsel can't tell you to shut up, but....

This lady is an idiot. Its like listening to a 6 year old republican explain things.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Kids are Dumb. Very Very Dumb

Maybe these Fox News jerkoff forgot that there were CANDY CIGARETTES and BUBBLEGUM CIGARS for years and years. And they have powdered candy smoke you could blow out, too. Better news please...

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Even More Glen Beck is a Fucking Moron!

Tosses Godwin's Law around like it actually makes sense.

After stating, "I am not saying that Barack Obama is a fascist," Beck compares auto bailout to actions of German companies "in the early days of Adolf Hitler"

Beck says he's not "comparing" banks who took bailouts to "people of Germany," while comparing TARP to "exactly what happened to the lead-up with Hitler"

Beck compared Gore's global warming "lie[s]" to "Goebbels or Hitler"

Beck on disputed claim of White House "threaten[ing]" hedge fund: "It's Brown Shirt stuff"

Beck cites Hitler example to state that "empathy leads you to very bad decisions"

Beck compares car dealership closures to Nazis; warns "Gang, at some point, they're going to come for you"

Beck attacks Wal-Mart for joining CAP, SEIU on health care, compares to "what happened in ... Germany ... under Hitler"

Pushes "Grassroots" Efforts, That He, the Host of a Major Show On a Major News Network, Hosts and Supports

Beck announces he is speaking at Tax Tea Party fundraiser prior to appearance at Tax Tea Party Protest

Even Other Fox News Pundits Think He's Crazy

On O'Reilly, Miller mocks Beck and his "nine prophecies of the twelve sarcophaguses"

Beck Makes O'Reilly Look Sane when talking about Fascism

Becomes Unhinged and Descends Into a Screaming Fit

Beck "lose[s]" his "mind;" screams at caller: "Get off my phone you little pinhead!"

Glenn Beck forgets people record what he says

Beck on Clinton: "[S]he's the stereotypical bitch"

Beck smeared ABC colleague Rosie, claimed "I never said that Hillary Clinton was a bitch"

Beck wants audience to call GOP members "Wanted" for "being a cap and traitor"

Days after calling "some" cap and trade supporters "treasonous," Beck says such depictions "over the top"

Crazy Theatrics That Don't Fit Anywhere Else

Beck: "I'll kill him with a lightbulb! I'll do it right now!"

Beck: "In this scene, think of our government as Indiana Jones..."

Beck uses toys to explain slippery slope from same-sex marriage to polyamorous marriage

"This show's a circus": Beck breaks out juggling Uncle Sam to illustrate point

Beck's "ComЯade Update": "The American pigs are bowing to our every whim without even knowing it"

Friday, July 17, 2009

More of Glenn Beck is a Fucking Moron

Openly Mocks People Trying to do Something Good

Beck blasts studio lights "to show that I am such a supporter of Earth Hour"

Beck "wants to hear from" people who "cut some trees down tomorrow to celebrate Earth Day"

Beck giddy over caller hunting and cutting down trees on Earth Day: "This is like nirvana here ... This is eroticism"

Points Out Paranoid Theories or Connections With No Factual Basis

Links Obama administration's swine flu public health emergency declaration to already scheduled Sebelius confirmation vote

Beck claims "the global warming movement... is about population control"

Beck declares phrases "lives in the real world," is "compassionate" and "understands social justice" are really "code language for Marxism"

Beck on ACORN "brownshirts" and "their henchmen" at SEIU: "[T]hey break kneecaps... Maybe they do, maybe they don't, I don't know"

Beck claims his former ACORN guests are "in danger" for opposing further ACORN funding

Beck suggests ACORN may kill him for his coverage of them

Beck claims struggling states are in danger of "los[ing] their sovereignty" because federal gov't will "nationalize" them

Beck's Red Scare: Sotomayor appointment more evidence of a Marxist "hostile takeover" of the U.S.A.

Beck anti-ACORN conspiracy video asks: "Is the crisis exactly what ACORN wants us to be in?"

Beck: "I'm not saying that Obama has an enemies list, but I wouldn't put it past him either"

Another Beck conspiracy theory: Maybe Treasury is "selling black market bonds"

Citing "connections" that "no one's even looking for," Beck declares ACORN and AmeriCorps "branches of the same tree"

Points Out People Apparently Want Him To Run For Office?

Beck resists call to run for office, saying "What do you mean we're out of missiles?" would be the "most overused phrase in my administration"

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Glenn Beck is Fucking Moron: Part 1

Acts Like Our Savior Against What is Clearly an Authoritarian Government, Calling Americans To Arms
Beck imitates Obama pouring gasoline on "average American"; says: "President Obama, why don't you just set us on fire? ... We didn't vote to lose the Republic"
Beck: "You can't convince me that the founding fathers wouldn't allow you to secede"
Beck: "Whether it's torture," Miss California, or "global warming, we need to protect the right to speak one's mind freely. Is this America or Soviet Russia?"
Beck rants about "power grab," claims "they are going to silence voices like mine"
Despite claiming he isn't "advocating that people should not pay their income tax," Beck asks whether Americans "have the guts" to do so
Beck: "[I]f we don't have some common sense, we're facing the destruction of our country... it's coming"
In Beck's "long line of people who have been destroyed by our government": Sarah Palin, Gerald Walpin, Joe the Plumber
Beck: "We're all going to be living under a bridge soon, fending off bums with a beer bottle"
Beck asks Bachmann "the odds" the gov't will fine those who don't complete census, says he's "considered" not filling it out
Beck warns that U.S. "about to be" like Indian caste system "unless the people stand up"
Beck says his book is not "dangerous" like one by "anonymous group from France" which "calls for violent revolution"

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Monday, July 13, 2009

Heidi and Spencer, MEGA BRAND IDIOTS know the truth!

Seriously, why would anyone give a shit what these two super morons have to say about anything?