Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Glenn Beck is Fucking Moron: Part 1

Acts Like Our Savior Against What is Clearly an Authoritarian Government, Calling Americans To Arms
Beck imitates Obama pouring gasoline on "average American"; says: "President Obama, why don't you just set us on fire? ... We didn't vote to lose the Republic"
Beck: "You can't convince me that the founding fathers wouldn't allow you to secede"
Beck: "Whether it's torture," Miss California, or "global warming, we need to protect the right to speak one's mind freely. Is this America or Soviet Russia?"
Beck rants about "power grab," claims "they are going to silence voices like mine"
Despite claiming he isn't "advocating that people should not pay their income tax," Beck asks whether Americans "have the guts" to do so
Beck: "[I]f we don't have some common sense, we're facing the destruction of our country... it's coming"
In Beck's "long line of people who have been destroyed by our government": Sarah Palin, Gerald Walpin, Joe the Plumber
Beck: "We're all going to be living under a bridge soon, fending off bums with a beer bottle"
Beck asks Bachmann "the odds" the gov't will fine those who don't complete census, says he's "considered" not filling it out
Beck warns that U.S. "about to be" like Indian caste system "unless the people stand up"
Beck says his book is not "dangerous" like one by "anonymous group from France" which "calls for violent revolution"

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